Buffy tells Spike that they've been exposed to a magical lip disease that's highly infectious to anyone not already exposed. Spike calls her bluff.
Written for the prompt "quarantine" for Buffyverse bingo.
Story Notes:You ever think about how different a fic would be if you'd written for the prompt 3 months later? Yeah this one has me thinking about that. As it is, it's silly and fluffy and there is only a funny quarantine.